Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A: A buccaneer.
Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire, Pirate Weekend. 2019
Top Row (from upper left): Herman the Kid, Rufus, Ted Theodore Logan.
Middle Row: Bill S. Preston, Esquire, Mado, Abraham Lincoln.
Bottom Row: Bob Genghis Khan, So-crates Johnson.
Not Pictured: Dennis Frood, Maxine of Arc, Missy.
Time-travelers Weekend, Socal Renfaire. 2017.
Someone put this guy on the side of a hot chocolate container.
Does he love all these small dragons equally? I dunno. It’s a sliding scale.
SoCal Renfaire, 2019.
Socal Renfaire - 2017
Most people think a pirate’s favorite letter is R. But it was actually…the c.
Southern California Pleasure Faire, Pirate Weekend, 2019
Hey, Mr. Tamborine Man.
Closing Parade, SoCal Renfaire 2019.
Clan Tynker, in performance - 2017.
Unhappy about the royalty?
Resistance is feudal.
The Queen’s closing march, sunset. SoCal Renfaire, 2019.
A casualty of the joust. 2017.
Serendipity - Clan Tynker, in performance. SoCal Renfaire, 2019
Playing accordion is like curling. Looks easy until you try it.
Clan Tynker, in performance - 2019.
Top tip: To stay historically hydrated, wrap your Gatorade jug in burlap.
Jousting hit, SoCal Renfaire 2016.
Long may she Rein.
This guy must play hockey. On account of the hat trick.
When the daylight begins to soften, all the velvet and brocade start to glow like a thing alive.
Velvet gown, SoCal Renaissance Pleasure Faire, 2017.